Total Medals Earned: 868 (From 82 different games.) Total Medal Score: 16,510 Points
Medals Earned: 2/9 (35/470 points)
Beat a level without any damage or blood on your car
Kill everyone in any level using only missiles
Pass a level with less then 5% health left
Escape to the big city
Earn over 100,000 dollars
Kill one thousand people
Beat all levels above 80%
Get gold on all race levels
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 26/26 (500/500 points)
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
Perform an execution
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
100 Kills with the Thompson
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
150 Headshots in one match
100 Kills with dual Berettas
100 Kills with the magnum
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
150 Kills in a match
100 Kills with the Tavor
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
100 Kills with the M1187
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
100 Kills with Artifact 19
Medals Earned: 8/14 (135/375 points)
Politely decline
Politely accept
Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Defeat Clown
Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
Defeat Sheriff
Defeat Savior
Find the secret spot
Kill 50 agents (in one session)
Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Stockpile 500 points
Buy all weapons
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/9 (120/270 points)
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
get to lvl 9
vote on 3 maps
get to level 22
Vote on 33 maps
Get the good ending
beat an explore campaign
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 18/20 (440/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Blow up a jeep
Buy everything
Medals Earned: 6/9 (160/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Round up the troops.
Guide Heather to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (50/150 points)
Simply beat Normal Mode to complete!
Earn 225,000 points in Survival Mode.
Medals Earned: 10/10 (150/150 points)
Support Pico Day
"Parry" the attack to save the Alien
Evade "A" freezing death
Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu
Gigantor survives the battle
Mindchamber survives the battle
Medals Earned: 4/7 (45/220 points)
Find the wings.
Turn off the rain.
Slay five darklings.
Complete the game.
Unlock all boxes and switches.
Find all of the mushrooms.
Earn more than 35,000 points.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (175/175 points)
Flame away...
Open the runes.
Find 5 jounal pages.
Find 50 mushrooms.
Learn to fly!
Find all the mushrooms.